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Is Your Pup a Haute Hound? 7 Signs You’re Raising a Bougie Bestie (+ 2 Minute Quiz)

Q: Are the covers washable?

Yes, removable zippered covers are machine‑washable for easy cleaning.

Q: Do the beds have waterproof protection?

A waterproof liner helps protect the foam from spills and accidents.

Q: What is orthopedic foam?

High‑quality memory foam designed to support joints and resist flattening over time.

Q: How do reversible toppers work?

Flip between cozy faux fur for warmth and cooling fabric for warmer months.

Because comfort should look as good as it feels!

Meet the Haute Hound: the pup who appreciates comfy textures, durable design, and a proper nap ritual. If you’ve ever said “why can't I find a dog bed that looks great in my house,” you’re in the right place. Use our guide and quick quiz to reveal your dog’s Haute Hound score.

7 Signs You’ve Got a Haute Hound

Décor First Dog Parent Energy: If you’ve rejected an “ugly dog bed” on sight, you might be parenting a Haute Hound. Décor bespoke neutrals, quality textures, and easy to clean? Yes, please.
Nap Rituals = Sacred: Your pup circles twice, sighs dramatically, and demands head/neck support from bolster walls or your pillows.
Sensory Preferences: They seek cooling fabric in summer and plush faux fur in cooler months. Bonus points if they choose your side of the bed.
Furniture Protection, But Make It Fashion: You cover chairs, couches, and bedding with throws/blankets that look like designer textiles, not camping gear.
Low Profile Access: Senior, large or small pups prefer an easy, low front entry no flops, no hops, just glide‑and‑snooze.
Human Grade Comfort: Orthopedic memory foam isn’t a luxury; it’s the standard. You notice deeper, restful, longer naps.
Photo Ready Lifestyle: Your photos are 92% “precious angel” content; your social feed effortlessly shows pup images and tips.

The 2‑Minute Haute Hound Quiz

Quiz: “What’s Your Pup’s Persona?”

How to score: Each answer maps to one persona. Give +1 to that persona per question. At the end, the highest total = the result.

What’s your pup’s ideal Saturday?

A) Window sunlight + plush blanket pile. BN

B) Guarding the comfiest sofa spot (and judging). CC

C) Sprawled on the cool kitchen tile. HS

D) Muddy trail, car wash, repeat. AMM

E) Farmers market, coffee run, new sights. FT

Pick a selfie caption for your dog:

A) “Textured bouclé > everything.” BN

B) “If I fits, I sits (on your couch).” CC

C) “Cool side of the pillow only.” HS

D) “Adventure is my middle name.” AMM

E) “Always ready to go.” FT

Sleep style?

A) Curled into a chic little donut. BN

B) Full-body sprawler across cushions. CC

C) Starfish on the coldest surface. HS

D) Power-nap between missions. AMM

E) Catnap anywhere portable. FT

Your living room aesthetic:

A) Designer textiles, soft neutrals, bouclé. BN

B) Cozy, high-traffic, sofa central. CC

C) Breezy, minimal, fans/rugless floors. HS

D) Easy-clean, durable, wipe-and-go. AMM

E) Modular, foldable, ready to pack. FT

Pick the most “them” habit:

A) Paws delicately placed on the nice throw. BN

B) Slow head-tilt at anyone approaching “their” seat. CC

C) Seeks vents, tiles, and shade like it’s a sport. HS

D) Brings home a souvenir stick… the size of a log. AMM

E) Leashes jingle = sprint to the door/carrier. FT

Post-walk cleanup reality:

A) Light dusting nothing a chic blanket can’t handle. BN

B) Fur confetti on every cushion. CC

C) Damp belly, needs a quick cool down. HS

D) Full mud facial, please prepare towels. AMM

E) Wipe paws, pack up, off we go again. FT

If your pup could write Santa:

A) “One sumptuous bolster throne, please.” BN

B) “An indestructible claim on the couch.” CC

C) “A bed that stays cool, even during zoomies.” HS

D) “Washable waterproof everything.” AMM

E) “A carrier with pockets and style.” FT

Travel style:

A) Overnight at grandma’s = bring my nice bed. BN

B) I travel to the other end of the sofa. CC

C) Road trip? Cracks a window for the breeze. HS

D) Beach, trails, snow—load the car! AMM

E) Planes, trains, patios—stamps on my PupPort. FT

Climate confession:

A) Loves a cozy den and luxe textures. BN

B) Fine anywhere, as long as there’s a couch. CC

C) Overheats easily needs cooling help. HS

D) Weatherproof spirit; rain just means puddles. AMM

E) Adaptable: city, suburbs, cabin let’s go. FT

What fix would improve your home immediately?

A) A designer-grade pet bed that belongs in the room. BN

B) A furniture protector that actually looks good. CC

C) Cooling sleep tech for hot naps. HS

D) Waterproof throws that laugh at messes. AMM

E) A stylish carrier + travel mat combo. FT

Scoring Template

Keep a running total across the 10 questions:

Bougie Nester (BN): ____
Couch Connoisseur (CC): ____
Hot Sleeper (HS): ____
Adventure Mud Monster (AMM): ____
Frequent Traveler (FT): ____

Result: Highest score = persona.

BN = The Bougie Nester (aka “I Only Lounge on Cloud-Level Plush”)

For the design snob who naps like it’s a profession. Think furniture grade fabric, cozy bolsters, and a look that actually complements your living room.

PupLuxe™ Bouclé 3-Bolster Bed — nest-like shape, low-entry front for easy access. Shop PupLuxe™ →
PupProtector™ Waterproof Throw Blanket — luxe faux-fur, machine washable, décor-friendly. Shop PupProtector™ →
Extra Bed Covers — rotate styles without buying a whole new bed. Shop Covers →

Real talk: our office doodle once “borrowed” this setup on a photo shoot and refused to give it back. Production paused; biscuits were negotiated.

CC = The Couch Connoisseur (aka “This Is My Spot Now”)

They’ve claimed the sofa, the chaise, and probably your favorite blanket. Give them comfort that saves your furniture (and your sanity).

PupRug® Orthopedic Bed — joint-supporting foam in décor-friendly shapes. Shop PupRug® →
PupProtector™ Furniture Protector — couch stays cute and clean. Shop Protectors →
Replacement Covers & Liners — easy laundry days, fresh looks. Shop Covers →

HS = The Hot Sleeper (aka “Walking Space Heater”)

For pups who hunt tile floors and AC vents like treasure. Help them chill without compromising on style.

PupChill™ Cooling Bed — cool-to-the-touch fabric that stays cool. Shop PupChill™ Bed →
PupChill™ Cooling Blanket — reversible, perfect all-season topper. Shop Cooling Blanket →
Travel Mat — bring the cool comfort to patios and trips. Shop Travel →

AMM = The Adventure Mud Monster (aka “Bath? I Don’t Know Her.”)

Beach. Trail. Puddles. Repeat. Waterproof everything, easy-clean fabrics, and car-proofing that laughs at messes.

PupProtector™ Car Seat Cover / Hammock — splash, sand, snow: bring it. Shop Car Protection →
PupProtector™ Waterproof Blanket (Travel Size) — back seat, picnic, or crate. Shop Travel Throws →
Quick-Dry Towel Add-On — because mud happens. Shop Accessories →

FT = The Frequent Traveler (aka “Carry-On, Please.”)

City to suburbs to cabin this pup’s passport (PupPort?) is well-stamped. Go compact and comfy in and out of the car.

PupTote™ 3-in-1 Carrier — stylish, functional, vet-waiting-room approved. Shop PupTote™ →
PupRug® Travel/Portable Mat — familiar scent, easy roll-up. Shop Travel Mats →
Collapsible Bowl — tiny footprint, big hydration. Shop Accessories →

Curated Picks for Every Haute Hound Level

All recommendations are décor friendly neutrals designed to blend across styles from modern farmhouse to urban loft.

Care & Clean: Haute Without the High Maintenance

Removable, washable covers keep things fresh.
Waterproof liners protect foam from accidents and spills.
Orthopedic memory foam resists flattening for longterm support.
Reversible toppers (faux fur ↔ cooling) adapt to seasons.

Ready to Level Up?

Take the quiz, tally your score, and pick your path Your pup gets better sleep; your home gets a style upgrade.

Shop the Collection: PupLuxe™ Bouclé Beds · PupProtector™ Waterproof Blankets · PupChill™ Cooling Beds & Blankets · PupTote™ 3‑in‑1 Carriers

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